🎄 Christmas Jokes
#1
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper.
#2
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas quacker.
#3
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
#4
What do you call a broke Santa?
Saint Nickel-less.
#5
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
#6
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claus.
#7
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments.
#8
Why did Rudolph get a bad grade on his report card?
Because he went down in history.
#9
What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause.
#10
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
#11
Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
Because it kept dropping its needles.
#12
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis.
#13
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.
#14
Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him.
#15
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.