🌤️ Weather Jokes
#1
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.
#2
What do you call a wet bear?
A drizzly bear.
#3
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle.
#4
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash.
#5
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Fowl weather.
#6
Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane?
There was too much pressure in the relationship.
#7
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
#8
What did one lightning bolt say to the other?
You're shocking!
#9
Why is it so easy to get a job at the weather station?
Because there's always a front coming through.
#10
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
#11
Why did the weather report go to school?
To improve its precipitation.
#12
How do hurricanes see?
With one eye.
#13
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Twister.
#14
Why don't meteorologists like to go outside?
Because the weather might change their minds.
#15
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.