🏴☠️ Pirate Jokes
#1
Why don't pirates shower before they walk the plank?
Because they'll just wash up on shore later.
#2
How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
An arm and a leg.
#3
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck.
#4
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A rookie.
#5
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it's R, but his first love be the C.
#6
Why do pirates make great singers?
Because they can hit the high seas.
#7
What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved.
#8
What's a pirate's favorite type of exercise?
The plank.
#9
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch.
#10
What do you call a pirate who skips class?
Captain Hooky.
#11
What's a pirate's worst enemy?
Termites.
#12
Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch?
Because he couldn't afford an iPad.
#13
What's a pirate's favorite subject?
Arrrrrrt.
#14
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey!
#15
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrr!