🎄 Holiday Jokes
#1
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
#2
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
#3
Why did Santa go to music school?
To improve his wrapping skills.
#4
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
#5
Why was the Easter egg hiding?
Because it was a little chicken.
#6
What do you call a ghost on Thanksgiving?
A poultry-geist.
#7
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
#8
What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
Rude-olph.
#9
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping.
#10
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
#11
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
#12
What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
#13
Why did the Valentine's Day card get arrested?
It was caught stalking.
#14
What do you call a leprechaun who gets in trouble?
A green delinquent.
#15
Why do candles always go to school?
They want to get brighter.