🤣 Dad Jokes
#1
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
#2
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
#3
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
#4
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
#5
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
#6
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
#7
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
#8
I used to play piano by ear,
but now I use my hands.
#9
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
#10
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
#11
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
#12
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
#13
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
#14
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
#15
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.