🎯 Puns
#1
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
#2
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
#3
The rotation of Earth really makes my day.
#4
Velcro—what a rip-off.
#5
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
#6
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
#7
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
#8
The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran now.
#9
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
#10
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
#11
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
#12
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
#13
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
#14
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.
#15
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.