🩺 Doctor Jokes
#1
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
#2
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
#3
Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!"
Doctor: "Pull yourself together!"
#4
Why did the doctor carry a red pen?
In case she needed to draw blood.
#5
Patient: "Doctor, I think I'm a bell!"
Doctor: "Take these pills. If they don't work, give me a ring."
#6
Why did the doctor take up art?
He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
#7
Patient: "Doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning!"
Doctor: "Don't worry, it's just a bug going around."
#8
Why did the doctor become a gardener?
He had a green thumb for healing.
#9
Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dog!"
Doctor: "How long have you felt like this?" Patient: "Since I was a puppy!"
#10
Why did the skeleton go to the doctor?
He was feeling bone-tired.
#11
Patient: "Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards!"
Doctor: "I'll deal with you later."
#12
Why do doctors have great handwriting?
They don't! That's why pharmacists are so patient.
#13
Patient: "Doctor, I think I'm a bridge!"
Doctor: "What's come over you?" Patient: "Two cars and a truck!"
#14
Why did the doctor always carry a notebook?
To keep track of his patients' symptoms.
#15
Patient: "Doctor, I think I'm a cat!"
Doctor: "How long has this been going on?" Patient: "Since I was a kitten!"