🎃 Halloween Jokes
#1
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
#2
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
#3
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Sham-boo!
#4
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath.
#5
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite.
#6
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.
#7
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.
#8
What's a monster's favorite dessert?
I scream.
#9
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
#10
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with.
#11
What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.
#12
What's a ghost's favorite room?
The living room.
#13
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves.
#14
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
#15
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo jeans.